dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.
Part of me just wants to cuddle with you until we fall asleep and part of me wants to make you moan until your lungs give out
another part of me is 1/16 cherokee